awdang.

March 20, 2026.

4:18 AM: Blessed by the flavor gods.

2:45 AM: FZS Varsity Winter Guard takes the field.

7:28 PM: Happy St. Patrick's Day from a gnome for some reason.

11:23 PM: 'Flat Cut', it says on the front of the package.

12:45 AM: Modulation Z takes the field.

2:37 PM

Enjoy responsibly.

3:46 PM

Estrogen positive. Progesterone positive. HER2 negative.

4:43 AM

"I need to stop eating so many of these damn Skittles or I'll be pooping rainbows."

The love of my life, everybody.

1:55 PM

Hello from Springfield!

...yeah, I'm definitely going to need a better way to do this beyond "write directly in GitHub's online text editor."

3:27 PM

My mind has exploded with possibilities. I WANT.

2:54 PM

A pair of boxers that have the word "SEX" printed around the waistband at a good interval. When worn, through the magic of Hypercolor, the word fragments "HOMO" and "UAL" would appear around each instance of the word "SEX". Perfect for the groom with cold feet!
A pair of briefs with the text of the ruling for Barnes vs. Glen Theatre, Inc. Legal briefs!
An underwire bra with an embedded microphone. It's an undercoverwire bra!

Ok, I'll stop.

12:00 AM

The "Anti Fucking Shit" award goes to my wife, for burning thr fucking shit out of her hand, but not actually cursing at any point.

5:02 PM

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