Surgery, I am told, went well. She is in the recovery room now. I should be able to see her again in about 15 minutes.

Now healing begins.

Surgery (DMX) and reconstruction scheduled for May 6.

It's no longer "a lot of waiting." Now it's a lot of worrying.

Double checking the initial biopsy site and evaluating a second site on the opposite side.

Appointment with the plastic surgeon next week.

First meeting with the surgical oncologist. Early information seems to suggest that oncotype will not require radiation. Ordered an ultrasound.

No surgery date set yet.

Diagnostic only. We meet with the surgical oncologist next week.

So far cancer is mostly just waiting.

Best lines to date:

• "I'll keep you abreast of the situation as it develops."
• "If I have anything to get off my chest, I'll let you know."

Enjoy responsibly.

Estrogen positive. Progesterone positive. HER2 negative.

"I need to stop eating so many of these damn Skittles or I'll be pooping rainbows."

The love of my life, everybody.

Hello from Springfield!

...yeah, I'm definitely going to need a better way to do this beyond "write directly in GitHub's online text editor."

Light Field Camera.

My mind has exploded with possibilities. I WANT.

• A pair of boxers that have the word "SEX" printed around the waistband at a good interval. When worn, through the magic of Hypercolor, the word fragments "HOMO" and "UAL" would appear around each instance of the word "SEX". Perfect for the groom with cold feet!
• A pair of briefs with the text of the ruling for Barnes vs. Glen Theatre, Inc. Legal briefs!
• An underwire bra with an embedded microphone. It's an undercoverwire bra!

Ok, I'll stop.

The "Anti Fucking Shit" award goes to my wife, for burning thr fucking shit out of her hand, but not actually cursing at any point.

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I'm helping Michelle reduce the amount of trackback spam that she gets on her blog by keeping a list of stopwords which will prevent trackbacks from being posted. Yesterday she wrote me a note:

Dear Stephen,

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Love, Michelle.